My husband went out with some of his fraternity brothers last night.  Today, he shared with me some of the interesting things that happened… and that’s what spurred this post.  We had a good laugh as we thought about things that never happen until you’re married.  I hope you find our list entertaining…

7 THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN UNTIL YOU’RE MARRIED:

1.  A car full of single, attractive, lonely women, looking for a dude to entertain them, just rode up next to you and asked “Where’s the party?”  (inspired by my husband’s evening with the fellas)

2.   Your friend nominated you for ABC’s hit reality show “The Bachelor” or the “The Bachelorette” while you were still single.  ABC is filming the next season in your local area.  They are looking for someone just like you and gave you a call for an interview.

3.  Your single friends just watched “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” or an episode of “Girls Gone Wild” and invited you to an all-expense-paid trip to an exotic, secluded, nude beach.

4.   Your first love, who you searched for ten years to reconnect with and thought you’d never see again, just wrote you on Facebook: “I miss you.  I’m still single.  Are you?”

5.   The family attorney just found your deceased uncle’s hand-written will.  Since Uncle Cool never thought someone would actually marry you, he bequeathed $10 million to you if you never got married, as a consolation gift.

6.  Your single friends are hosting a co-ed pajama party.

7.  You just received a lucrative job offer from Hugh Hefner to be his personal assistant.  It requires you to move into the playboy mansion and keep the ladies entertained.  Your commitment to the job must be a minimum of five years.  Sorry, ladies.  I couldn’t think of an equivalent for this one.

Update:  this is the female equivalent…

Hugh Hefner wants you to be one of his pampered princesses. He gives you a brand new mercedes, $100,000 savings account, $10,000/ month stipend, tells you to do whatever you want, whenever as long as you stay at the mansion for a guaranteed five-year term.

For married readers:  Anything happened to you that you know wouldn’t have if you were single?  

For single readers:  Anything you want to happen that you know probably won’t until you’re married?